May 2013
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April 2013
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“Am I worth the leap?
Am I worth the falling for?
Am I worth the fear?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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Watchthefuuuucomics:
A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city And this is what happens as people approach it.
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“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
– Josephine Hart (via ladymalchav)
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heycassbutts:
davidisbeyonce:
agoraphobia-bercheni:
anunacceptedpylades:
davidisbeyonce:
Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza
this is literally me
uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio
well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s hard to tell
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hiddletash:
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you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
this is so true it hurts
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schnickledooger:
writer-on-fireee:
I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless....
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geniusbillionairesassmaster:
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bendydicks:
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already
WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS
Bramerica.
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Singing as a baritone.
whatshouldacappellacallme:
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Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture
mangowow:
Every time I promise myself that I will work on controlling my temper, I always end up making a scene.
This time, it wasn’t my fault. All I wanted was a bagel. A bagel, a cup of coffee, and perhaps a spot near a window where I could idly watch the traffic go by as I browsed through the newspaper and licked creamcheese from my fingers. But apparently the Gods were not on my side.
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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
March 2013
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“Recently I’ve learned that you can’t wait around for life to be good for you,...”
– Unknown (via amomentwithyou)
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colonelhathi:
japan ≠ korea ≠ china
pakistan is not in the middle east
most muslims aren’t arabs
geishas are not prostitutes
mexico is a very small part of latin america
there are 54 countries in africa
china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
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